Motorola in conspiracy? PowerPC chip runs at 32 ghz, only cost 5 cents apiece -- and nowhere near coming to market. "Why, you couldn't even make a profit on a good five cent cigar!" exec says. Intel ad bunny suit fraud The dancing chip makers are actually 3D renderings from Steve Jobs' Pixar Studios. Stupid pills exposed Microsoft infiltrates grocery chains to distribute stupid pills. "Only possible explanation for 84 percent market share with third-rate products," DOJ says. Ragu moves into cyberspace Downloadable dinners come with a catch -- they only work on vermicelli modems. In other news... Fundamentalist sect says 10 Commandments written on a Newton Web designers commit mass suicide (after seeing their work in the AOL browser) WebTV goes out of business and no one notices UPI still in business and no one notices