The Weird Interviews Bill Clinton on being a sperm donor. Andy Grove on his father teaching him how to swim: "I didn't mind getting thrown in sink-or-swim style, but I got kind of worried when he gave me a tombstone for a kickboard." Stephen Hawking on how everybody who doesn't work for Weird is stupid. Nina Hartley on the similarities between porn and software development. David Siegel on graphic design being more important than food, water or medicine. The TWITS Index: "Sell Weird short." Negroponte: A PhD in pretension The Future: We'll beat this topic to death because we failed history. Attitude: We have plenty, but it didn't help us on our IPO IPOs: Who needs them anyway? John Petty Borrows: More ideas stolen from dead writers. Legal: Why the dead can't sue. Jargon watch: "Hearts as blue as bruises." Nostalgia: A fond remembrance of 1996. Books Duh, like anyone reads...

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