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 In the spirit of the iMac, the iBook, the iCandy and the iWannaholdyourhand, comes the iHole, a portable, reusable empty space that folds in a distinct Einstein way to fit into your pocket.

When a reviewer wrote "insane" instead of insanely great, he was never seen again.

ACME Products, in its suit, is represented by Dewey, Cheatham and Howe.

 

 Programmer struggles with function block
Once hot property seeks alternative methods.

Gates credit card information hacked
Inquiring minds want to know -- what's his credit limit?

Internet Stock Collapse Predicted
The "E" stands for earnings, not eyeballs?

RegisSoft to offer IPO
Martha Stewart reduced to tasteful, polite tears.

PETA tackles Linux
No penguins were hurt in the making of this OS.

Inventor patents "Oh Shit" key
"They wouldn't let me unload an f-bomb."

John Rocker to appear in Microsoft ads
"We needed to find someone more hated than Gates."

 unread Cupertino Nam
Full Metal Jacket meets Mac OS Tin: "We had to destroy the interface to save it."

Nerds form more perfect union
Local Brotherhood 604e votes to go back to when computers took forever to compile.

Software engineer switches careers
"The nation's first chain of Canadian restaurants."

Things that should not be made out of aluminum
French fries, condoms top list.

Teach swimming sink or swim
The tombstone for a kickboard is not a good sign.