Microsoft to DOJ: "Is that your final answer?" So what if I have pretty feet? "You can't give me a hard time after an anchorwoman gets a camera stuck up her butt." Kathy Lee's prospects without the Reege "She'll be the biggest bust on Broadway since Mae West." The Reege denies decaf rumors "You think I'm this excited all on my own?" Loyal wife Joy feels all left out "I used to know him. He seemed like a regular guy." Kathy Lee's successor? Rank in order of appearance in the shortest amount of time and win.

Meet Regis On-Line He's so big, he doesn't have to lie in chat rooms. Regis on CNBC "A big Internet company wants to hire me as their spokesnut" "I'm a Disney whore" "Hey, it's good enough for Elton John and Phil Collins." How to make Notre Dame No. 1 again "I'm agile, I'm mobile, I'm hostile. Let's lace 'em up baby!" Regis challenges Alex Trebek to appear on celebrity Millionaire Trebeck takes "Ways To Not Look Like A Chicken" for $200. Regis challenges Alex Trebeck to appear on WWF Smackdown Trebeck seeks restraining order.

Regis to rewrite The Bible Easy job after 11 years with Kathy Lee.