holding back the hands of time
holding back the hands of time

 

Today's Headlines: April 1, 2000


Pope agologizes for Air Supply, Rocky V, Chia Pets and Pringles
Hints at further apologies in the future; "Ricky Martin is still making records."

The Commonwealth Poll
Nine out of 10 Virginians believe one out of 10 Virginians will always disagree with them.

George Bush changes strategy
"The Bill Clinton scandals won't hurt Al Gore. They didn't hurt Bill Clinton."

Appeals court weighs in on Microsoft
Why is there only one anti-monopoly department?

Elian Gonzalez turns 37
Longest running news story since the continuing death of Generalismo Francisco Franco.


Sven Clarkson wins U.S. Senate seat
"I'm looking forward to meeting Miss North Dakota at the Pierre Hotel."

Local company wins cobweb award
The billboard asks if your dot-com is dot-boring? A TD investigation finds the company hasn't changed its own site in 28 months.

Conspiracy or coincidence?
Most severe weather day in Richmond history came the day the UPI bureau was shut down.

 

holding back the hands of time