"It" inventor files new patents
Ginger isn't even out, but Damos has already started work on the Mary Anne.

Microsoft still a monopoly
Third-rate products dominate market, negligent decisions cost billions in e-mail virus losses, Open Source hackers struggle on in their epic quest in between trips to missyvixens.com.

Tax filing downloads top porn for the first time
Analysts say both are obscene.

Bill Gates is a wussy boy
No news joke there. Just felt like saying it.

Latest from Redmond: Windows Me-Too
Microsoft regrets not asking Clinton for a pardon.

Mac popularity in smear campaign
Macintosh keyboards laced with nicotine from Phillip Morris.

Recycled chip bags used for computer memory
Forget cheap RAM; maybe it will finally be the death knell of the Pringle.

Web development giants to merge
Scient, Viant, iXL, Razorfish and MarchFirst to lay off everybody and spend their time talking about the good old days.

Latest MP3 download rage -- the rimshot
Cubicle stand-up comedy gets needed boost. "We need the help," comic reports. "We're playing to a sober crowd."