Have you seen this man? Alien reportedly fobonics intercepting Internet set us up the bomb communications.

Regis Philbin returns to Earth
Millionaire falls back in rating pack, Kathy Lee scores hit in mini-series. At least Kelly Ripa brings sweet mammoth pregnancy-loaded tatas as consolation.

Shuttle brings relief
Cargo includes Preparation H; space station crewmember reportedly suffering from asteroids.

ESP, hypnosis, mind-control confirmed
Claudia Schiffer slept with David Copperfield; people actually watch Siegfried and Roy.

Forgotten giant of rocketry hailed
"Bloke had been famous if he hadn't blown his arse to smithereens."

NASA finds life on Earth
Still working to ascertain intelligence.

NASA Mars photos suppressed
Is that background image an alien life form or an ad for Nike?

In the stars
Astrologers can find Leo in Uranus as long as your wife doesn't find Leo in your bedroom.

It really is rocket science
During the Challenger disaster investigation, Dr. Richard Feynman showed how extreme cold would make a rubberized O-ring brittle by dunking one into his goblet of icewater.