Morioriaty unmasked
There's a reason "Morioraty" at Ain't It Cool News uses a pseudonym -- his real name is McWeeny.

Spielberg working on North Pole dinosaur sequel
Studios originally balked at "Jurassic Parka"

Navy has new spin on sub accident
"We couldn't say no to the Make-A-Wish Foundation!"

Corporation gets it backwards
Disney World a people trap run by a mouse.

Army helicopter flyover opens automatic garage door
Ohio homemaker declares: "Now we know where Saddam Hussein won't hide."

Trailers are getting bigger
Scientists say it will make it easier for tornadoes to find them.

March Madness
With 60 of 63 games reported, CBS declares Duke the NCAA Tournament winner.