Credit or blame for the April Fools edition of Mr. Brosnahan's web log falls on G.L.Marshall of Richmond, VA.

Mr. Marshall has been involved in various forms of April Foolery since his '70s stint at the Ohio University Post.

Mr. Marshall estimates that 20 percent of the gags come from Jay Leno, and about 20 percent come from various sqawking heads on TV or radio call-ins. Every 4-1 edition includes valuable additions from Bradley S. Wilson and M.D. Ozmar. Everything else can be traced to the apparently twisted mind of Mr. Marshall -- or all those people who find funny stuff on the Internet and e-mail it on around.

The 2003 April Fool's edition will be dedicated to the NFL World Champion Cleveland Browns (remember you heard it here first) despite the fact that Mr. Brosnahan is regrettably a Steelers fan.

Based on the principles of Jarndyce v. Jarndyce, the pages depicted here are satires and not representative of what they purportedly represent.

And finally, to all the people who dress up their animals and then post the pictures on the World Wide Web: If that's what you call life, then let's here it for oblivion.