Microsoft to sponsor Mike Tyson fight
"We'll bash anything named Lennox," says corporate spokesmonkey Steve Ballmer.

IT world loses its luster
Yeah, well so does masturbation.

Cloned kitty kat put to sleep
Scientists couldn't find it a new home.

Olympic skier Street to have hospital ward named in her honor
High hopes for the Picabo ICU.

High definition TV breakthrough
Security was so tight, people were getting frisked watching from home.

New survey on attorneys finds...
... that 99 percent of laywers give the rest a bad name.

Researchers wonder
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Beach stoners easy to spot
Look for the ones throwing bread crumbs at police helicopters.

Make love, not war
Or do both -- get married.

Koppel compromises on NightLine
Veteran newsman tells Disney that of course you can do news with a sidekick and a house band.

Say this about Jesus
The Lord is the most credible partner you can have who won't take a cut.

Toilet seat stolen from police station
Cops have nothing to go on.