PETA protests jail conditions
Cuban detention center looks too much like a kennel.

Arab-American hookers
declare Jihad Hootenany

Putting the ho in hoe-down, they call for piece on Earth.

Miss Manners asked if it's okay to take the flag off your car now


In murder case, juror bribed to insist on manslaughter
"Took me three days," the man said. "Everyone else wanted to acquit."

Fashion lockdown
Female inmates say the orange jumpsuits makes their butts look big.

Man cured of fixation with lactating women
Still eats a lot of cheese, though.

Candidate ponders name change
Just bad luck being born Helena Handbasket.

Hubble telescope finds God

Theologians baffled by halter top collection.

More jokes about Enron than Jonestown
At Jonestown, the punch line was too long.

Church ad campaign draws criticism
Our wafers served with a cool ranch dressing.

 

Books
Gary Condit writes tell-all book
First book ever published without a spine


Enron's Ken Lay writes tell-all book
Yeah, we can't wait to read Chapter 11
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Movies
Spielberg sells out
ET phones homes by dialing 10-10-220

Innocent man actually introduces his girlfriiend to Russell Crowe
"What was the bloke thinking?" ask the Aussies.

Celebrities
Kevin Costner unveils Field of Dreams II
"I used to play ball with my dad until my hands would hurt and bleed. Finally, one day I said, "'Damn, dad, buy me a glove, will ya?'"

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