NASA to enter space shuttle
in NASCAR's Coca-Cola 600

Metal detectors installed on Space Station Freedom
And just a coincidence that Lance Bass is studying to be a cosmonaut?

Revealed: Cheney's undisclosed, secure location
It's 1:30 a.m. weekdays on NBC.

VFW Hall lament -- "we"re running out of terrorist targets"
The old-timers say the 9-11 hijackers trained in Bonn, but we can't bomb the Germans anymore.

Shuttle rented for zero-gravity sex romp
Mars missions could be financed by pay per view revenue.

The Web grows up
First-ever graduation ceremony at Voyeur Dorm.

Scientist finds soul in lawyer
"It was small and shrivelled, but it was definitely there," researcher says.

Geek loses again; programmer
is the Susan Lucci of the office NCAA bracket

Beaten like the last woman who burned Ike Turner's breakfast.

Airport Security device makes clothes disappear
Security screening jobs swamped by resumes from 14-year-old boys.

Mother Nature declares war on Claritin
Bush disappointed he couldn't sent troops to the former Soviet prescription.

Dark forces declare war on the back half of your braiin
Just thought you'd want to know.

Dark forces say they are serious
Hey, their resume includes Dale Earnhardt, Elvis Presley and Princess Diana.

Jarndyce v. Jarndyce

 

 


  "I met him when he pulled a dime from my ear."
  "He came on to you with a magic trick?"
  "No, the guy before him thought I was a pay phone."


Bush sends troops, then picks up cell phone
"Can you hear me now?"

Cordless bungee invented
More proof that a redneck's last words are too often "Hold my beer. Watch this."

New Red Sox owners
consider Katie Couric
a hottie

Former GM Dan Duquette predicts Couric will replace Kathie Lee Gifford on the national God-I-hate-her scale.