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In the spirit of the iMac, the iBook, the iCandy and the iWannaholdyourhand, comes the iHole, a portable, reusable empty space that folds in a distinct Einstein way to fit into your pocket. When a reviewer wrote "insane" instead of insanely great, he was never seen again. ACME Products, in its suit, is represented by Dewey, Cheatham and Howe. |
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